Nurses Of The 407

Late in 1952 the conflict ended in Korea. When the American troops left the war zone, a Polish garbage scow picked up some paper work thrown overboard by the American soldiers. From the diary of Capt. Jack "Jaybird" Anderson, Chief Medical Officer of the 407. Aug. 14: Dear diary; Set a record today. Had five nurses! But it's Janet I really want. From the diary of Capt. Janet "Hot Hips" O'Reily. Head Nurse. Aug. 17: Dear Diary; I have still managed to remain faithful to my Jimmy back home. Thank God I bought that dildo when I was on leave in Tokyo. Memo from Col. Arthur James, Senior Officer of the Army Medical Unit 407 to Army Chief of Staff, Washington, D.C. Sir, with Due respect. We have no wounded and last night the enemy actually had the nerve to shoot at us. I request you either allow someone to get wounded so we can fix them up or get us the hell out of here.