Chavving It By The Seaside

Leo finds himself on a windy day in Blackpool in the company of Mandy - a chav who can't hold to a bag of chips & who's only vocabulary consists of cock & cunt! As she is the best of the worse chav's he can see - he takes her to a local dingy B&B and gives her a good seeing before pissing off to his next conquest. In the sunnier climes of Skegness' Leo hooks up with Jasmine' a pig tailed chav' whose taste in clothes reflects her intellect! After enjoying her tiny hot dog' Leo proceeds to show her his own rather large 'hot dog' in more positions than she's used to - which is usually in the alcove of the local chippy against the wall! Leo has made his way to his manor Southend. Whilst on the beachfront a mouthy chav called Stacey catches his eye & his ear and quickly decides she'll do to pass the afternoon! She takes him back to her messy pad & he shags the fuck out of her. Shame she's about as hygienic as a tramp as she sniffs her panties & lobs them in disgust because of how rank they are! Next stop for Leo is Margate's Winter Gardens - well the entrance to be exact. Here he connects with Danielle - a chav with as much class as a slab of concrete & a cunt wider than the Dartford tunnel! He duly decides to shove his schlong up her in a local dive & rapidly fucks & forgets her when it's all over. Last stop on Leo's whistle-stop tour of seaside resorts is Hastings - & this time a baseball wearing vulgar mouthed chav called Lou Lou awaits him. She's so dim that even when he show's her a map of Hastings she still doesn't know where to find her digs. So Leo does a deal with a local haunt that the owner get's slippery seconds once he's done with her - nice touch!